Fifteen fun facts of Chuck Norris.

1- Most people wear superman pj's however superman wears Chuck Norris pj's.

2- There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

3-Chuck Norris doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised.

4- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

5- Chuck Norris doesn't stup his toe, instead he breaks whatever it was he kicked.

6-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

7- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

8- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

9- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

10- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

11- Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

12- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

13- If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

14- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

15- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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